Stephen Colbert has some choice words about Jared Kushner, and for FBI chief James Comey
"Washington is a mess right now, but that’s going to end soon," Stephen Colbert joked on Monday’s Late Show. "Because the White House just announced that Trump’s son-in-law and leader of the preppie camp across the lake, Jared Kushner, will oversee a broad effort to overhaul the federal government. And the government desperately needs overhaul; I mean, somebody keeps putting totally unqualified people in charge of really important stuff." He didn’t name any names, exactly. "Kushner will become the head of something called the Office of American Innovation," Colbert said. "Vague, but still better than the original title, the Bureau of Obvious Nepotism."
Kushner’s new office will aim to remake the government drawing from business ideas. "And you know he’s got great business ideas, like being born into a wealthy real estate family, or marrying into a wealthy real estate family — why hasn’t the government tried that?" Colbert asked. He was especially put off by Kushner’s "bold vision for the office," that the government should be run as a "great American business," with the citizenry its customers: "Hold it a second. We’re not customers, we’re citizens, which means we own the store. You work for us, buddy."
Kushner already had a pretty full docket of responsibilities, "like managing the dispute with Mexico over Trump’s border wall and brokering Middle East peace," Colbert said, but "Jared will still have time for his hobbies, like testifying before the Senate Intelligence Committee on the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia. Well, not if he overhauls the government first — Business idea No. 1: No Senate." That brought Colbert to the other big story from last week: the FBI confirming that it’s investigating the Trump campaign for possibly colluding with Russia during the election. "And you know it was a busy news week when I’m only getting to the treason at 11:58," he said.
Colbert played the footage of FBI Director James Comey publicly announcing that the Trump campaign is under active investigation, one that has been ongoing since at least last July, and he unloaded. "Wow, the FBI is investigating the president of the United States for colluding with a foreign power — that is historic," he said. "The only way it could possibly be more historic is if you told us before the f—ing election!" Watch below. Peter Weber